This is just getting ridiculous

Look here. I ordered a deranged cat that would functionally murder any semblance of the social life I currently enjoy. And what did I get? A motor skills challenged high school classmate in my 5:45 yoga class on Wednesdays. There is a reason I have not spoken to this individual since the day we graduated. And his lack of flexibility and miraculously warped sense of balance is extremely distracting when I am trying to focus on my intuition. First the Square, then my block, then my cafe, my restaurant and now my yoga studio? Are you serious?! Please return to sender immediately. I refuse to pay for shipping and handling.