Just in case you were not paying attention here is the recap of the awesome things happening this weekend:

1. Friday, May 13th: Friday the 13th; prepare to be brutally murder in a unnecessarily creative manner.If you're lucky you may be the sole survivor. If you are blonde, female, attractive, a minority, over the age of 30 or a child, you will not be the sole survivor.
2. Saturday, May 14th: My birthday, otherwise known as the official holiday celebrating my birth. My cousin is also graduating from college on this day.
3. Sunday, May 15th: The Milton St house graduation party, otherwise known as disaster waiting to happen. It will be epic, and few will likely remember it. 
4. Monday, May 16th: Furlough day; the day to go to the beach and lay in the sun too long. 

Ah yes, this is going to be a glorious weekend indeed.